July 2010
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June 2010
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WatchShort film shot and edited entirely on an iPhone 4
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WatchI’m in love with a one-legged stripper
“Isn’t Steve Irwin that guy? You know, the alligator wrestler or...”
– My little bro
Actors Who Had Terrible Accents in Movies. →
Keanu Reeves? English accent? Awkward.
via womansday
WatchSkateboard Fail Becomes Cool Trick
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This random person texted me by accident, so I...
Stranger: Allysen?
Me: Hey
Stranger: O its elwin! Dude I can't believe remember ur number! Ahhha
Me: Why would you forget?
Stranger: Um idk cause I don't talk to u dat much anymore ahhha
Me: That's not funny
Stranger: I know I'm sorry I just put ahhha as ah fill in mybad
Me: yeah whateva
Stranger: Ummm kay?
Me: What are you doing?
Stranger: Um wondering if ur mad at me?
Me: Why would I be
Stranger: Idk... I'm trippn nvm. Anyways who u watching ts2? And r u also gonna watch the game tonight?
Me: What is ts2
Stranger: Ooops I ment ts3 which is toy story3 ahhha mybad
Me: No, i have something so idont think ill be going out
Stranger: Oh. I see!
Me: Yeah, I think I ate some bad food
Stranger: Awwww I'm sorry /: I wish I could do something to fix it. U should take medicine or something
Me: No, I have to poop like every 15 minutes, don't think there's medicine for that
Stranger: Ewww dats hella gross! Ahhha I miss u tho/:
Me: Its not that bad, but it smells horrible! What did I eat to cause this!
Stranger: Mmmm idk how much did u eat today?
Me: Well this morning I ate bacon and eggs with a yogurt cup, lunch was a hot pocket and a couple twizzlers, just ate some chili and a snickers
Stranger: Hmmm maybe da yogurt cup or da chili ahhha sorry bout that tho
Me: Its okay. I'm actually pooping as I type! :-P
***
He didn't text me back after that.
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76 Powerful Thoughts from Paul Graham
Paul Graham is a partner at Y Combinator, was named in Time Magazine’s top 25 most influential people on the web for 2008, and is also a writer.
Ross Hugens listed off 76 insights from Paul Graham’s book Hackers and Painters and these stood out to me:
On the suburbs:
9. Why do people move to suburbia? To have kids! So no wonder it seemed boring and sterile. The whole place was a...
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WatchLike a hedgehog doing karate
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Why Do We Call It Soccer?
It’s an abbreviation of association football.
Go to Slate Magazine for the long version.
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“What the hell am I eating and why does it taste so delicious?”
– Me thinking to myself when I eat Chinese food
The 3 Most Common Uses of Irony. →
Did you know that the creator of “The Oatmeal” hates oatmeal? Now that’s ironic!!!!!!!! LAWL!
via the oatmeal
Anti-BP Art: The Best Visual Jabs To Come From The... →
Full gallery at huffpo
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