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Aug 31st

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IM Chat Highlight: Bathroom signs and robots

ItalianStudMuffin69: The men's room sign is odd here. It's not the normal one. The dude's waist is tapered. As someone who isn't that skinny, I am offended. I am so offended that i will eat an extra lunch.
GaGa4LadyGaGa: If it looked like this, would it make you feel better: http://rlv.zcache.com/mens_bathroom_bag_card-p1372578173871574705bji_210.jpg
ItalianStudMuffin69: Yes.
GaGa4LadyGaGa: I wonder what they do with the bathroom signs at a drag show...
ItalianStudMuffin69: Unsex...not that i'd know from first hand experience...the hip thing to do now if have individual bathrooms. I guess that avoids the issue altogether.
GaGa4LadyGaGa: They should build in toilets into all of our chairs.
ItalianStudMuffin69: That would increase productivity.
GaGa4LadyGaGa: They should make robots that do our work for us.
ItalianStudMuffin69: ...and our job will be to build and maintain those robots. #simpsonsquote
GaGa4LadyGaGa: Can we make robots to build and maintain those robots?
ItalianStudMuffin69: Yeah, but then someone has to build and maintain them. Look, I'm trying to avoid the singularity here and keep the Terminator from becoming a documentary.

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Tumblr, stop sucking.

Pages not loading, queues not queuing, posts not posting. I wish I knew how to quit you.

Aug 26th

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14-Year-Old Brazilian Girl Is Almost 7 Feet Tall! (Had To Leave School Because She Couldn’t Fit In The School Bus)

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Who wants crème brûlée?

Aug 21st

I just got my 23andme.com results back...

It turns out I really am Asian!!! Well worth the $100 dollars ($500 value) spent. Get your kit here.

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Machine turns plastic into oil. Thanks Japan!

Aug 16th

South Park Episode 12 Season 2, "Clubhouses"

Fat Abbot: Hey, hey hey. Hey Yolonda, why you eye all black and blue and *bleep*?
Yolonda: Man Fat Abbot, My Stepdad popped me in my eye.
Fat Abbot: Stepdad? You gotta pop his ass.
Yolonda: Really?
Fat Abbot: Yeah bitch, Snatch his ass in a bear trap, have him swingin from tree so high, nobody find him for days, glock glock, know what I'm sayin. Dumb ass nigga playing *bleep* damn.
Yolonda: You're right Fat Abbot, thanks.
Fat Abbot: No problem hoe, maybe later you can suck my *bleep*, bitch hoe *bleep*

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